someone told me this joke recently.

there were three men, they saw this pretty girl and they all decided to go and ask her out. she said she’ll go out with the man that can make a sentence witht the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’. the first man said “i like liver and cheese” she said that was lame, so no. the second man said “i hate liver and cheese” she said that wasn’t creative so no. the third man said “liver alone, cheese mine”. she went out with him.

i think its so cool. for those that don’t get it, if you say “liver alone, cheese mine” quickly, it sounds like this “leave her alone, she’s mine”